Ah Beng went to take night courses so that in future he can get promotion 
or a better job. During work, Ah Beng likes to show off to Ah Seng 
about his knowledge.

Ah Beng: Ah Seng ah... I've been taking night courses for 3 months already, 
next week is the exam.
Ah Seng: Oh... Good luck ah.

Then Ah Beng started to show off...

Ah Beng: Ok, I test you, who is Graham Bell?
Ah Seng: Don't know.
Ah Beng: He is the inventor of phone la... in 1876, see... if you 
take night courses, you would know this!
Ah Seng: .......... *speechless*

The next day, Ah Beng shows off again...

Ah Beng: Ah Seng ah... let me ask you, who is Jean
Jacques Rousseau?
Ah Seng: Wash your toilet one ah?
Ah Beng: No! He's the author of "Confessions"; nah nah nah... 
told you already, if you take night courses, you would know this.
Ah Seng: ............*speechless + frustrated*

The next day, once again...

h Beng: Do you know who Alexander Dumas is?
Ah Seng: Your gay partner?
Ah Beng: Choiii!!! If you don't know, don't simply answer la. 
He's the author of "The 3 Musketeers"; if you take night courses, 
you would know this.
Ah Seng: ................ *speechless + frustrated + irritated

This time Ah Seng cannot tahan (stand) anymore and asks Ah Beng...

Ah Seng: Eh... Do you know who Ah Kow is?
Ah Beng: Errrr... No!
Ah Seng: He's the guy sleeping with your wife!! 
If you stop night courses, you would know this!!
Ah Beng: .......... *fainted*

Goodnight ya'll